My Last Real Birthday

Don't worry, I haven't decided to end it all. I say today is my last real birthday because it's the last time I'll celebrate my real age. I plan on being 29 forever. Even when I'm shaking my cane at the loud, young punks across the street, I'll still be 29. People say it's a number and that it doesn't matter how old you are, it's how young you are on the inside that counts. I agree, that it why I don't think it matters if I claim to be 29 my entire life, it's what's on the inside that counts [Did I write that correctly? Do we say it's want's ON the INside? That's really messed up English, no wonder my students never understand our prepositions. I suppose 'it's what's inside that counts' is more appropriate.] Okay, I'm back. So, whatever, I'm still young, I'm fit, and, uh, I can't remember what else I was going to say.

My first complaint about Seattle

Seattle's street designations make sense once you understand them, but unless you do understand them, you can end up many miles away from your destination. Can you find NE 45th Street and 45th Avenue NE? What if it were written more compactly and confusingly as "NE 45th and 45th NE?" How far would "1401 45th SW" be from "1401 NE 45th?" From Wikitravel

Well that is just the beginning my friends. Seattle's road system sucks! I'm not the best driver in the world, I'll admit it. But, I am not the stupidest either. Yet, everytime I go anywhere new I get lost. I'm not talking about Downtown, that is difficult in most big cities. These are the residential roads that bite.

As you have read above, Seattle wasn't really creative when it came to naming roads. "Lets call this 45th Street, and this one over here 45th Avenue. " There is some logic in the system. In theory Avenues and Streets are perpendicular; and the roads are numbered so that 45th will be followed by 46th. That sounds easy, why are you getting lost so much Carrie? Well, if the road veers any then your Avenue becomes a Street and you are going in a whole new direction. Soon your 45th Ave is 103rd Street. Sometimes you can even be on a Street and that allows you to turn into another Street. I learned in 3rd grade that things that run parallel don't intersect. Why would Street and a Street meet? It's counterintuitive! You spend all your time on the Avenue looking for your Street, when that Street is running parallel to the Avenue. AGHH!

Then you have roads that change their name 4 or 5 times within a 5 mile radius. I can stay on the same road and Drive on Montlake, 45th Street (or is it Ave, I don't remember), Sandpoint Way, 125th Street, Roosevelt Way, and then 130th Street. I'm in the same city, the same road, the same lane. Sometimes I see a street that is familiar, like 125th Street and I try to follow it back, but it's not the same 125th Street. I suppose on the grid it is, but really, it's a whole new road that takes you to the bad side of town and introduces other roads you don't know. Of course, sometimes the roads aren't even marked so you have no idea if the names have changed or that you are going the wrong way. That is the most reassuring.

Mastery of the messed up grid system won't make the problems go away, especially on the Freeway. You have to learn through trial and error that you can't get on the freeway on the same street you got off at. Wanna go south on the 5? Well, don't even think of changing your mind and going north. To go on 1-5 North you got be somewhere else on some other street, say like in Portland. And just because Exit 171 traveling north puts you on one street doesn't mean Exit 171 traveling south will put you anywhere near that street.

Last but certainly not least, what is up with 5 way stops !?! They are manageable with lights, but some are just controlled by stop signs. It's hard enough figuring out who got there first and what direction they are going when there are 4 cars. Now I have to look slightly to my right or left on check on that guy too. In my first encounter with a 5 way (with a light), I was so close to the 5th side that I thought their green light was mine and I kept going. I got a few nasty looks and honks. Oh well, I have California plates.

Here is an old pic while you wait

Some have asked that I post a recent picture of myself. I am working on that. I usually take pictures when backpacking and I look like absolute crap during that time. Well, I would rather post a decent picture of myself. So in the meantime you can look at an old pic from 2002 posted on an outdated web page: I'm down at the bottom

Torch Carrying Mob - Assignment 1

It appears I will have to round up a torch carrying mob to address the problems I am having with company Westco Equities, Inc, the owners of my last apartment. Apparently, my roommate and I dirtied up the apartment so much that they had to take $375 of our $500 deposit out for cleaning and repairs. What did we do in the 9 months that we were there that would warrant such a cost. Lets see:

1- TOOK OUR SHOES OFF BEFORE ENTERING
So that is why they charged us for heavy rather than moderate carpet cleaning!
2- KEPT THE COMMON AREAS GENERALLY CLEAN
I hear cleaning the kitchen and about every week actually makes it dirtier and allows stains
to form. Vacuuming releases rather than sucks up dust.
3- RARELY SPENT ANYTIME IN THE APARTMENT
I suppose all the time I spent at work, school and the man's, and my roommate spent at work and her boyfriend's, allowed for someone else to live in and dirty up the apartment. Should have made sure I locked the door
4- SPENT TOO MUCH TIME WRITING PAPERS
When I was at home, I was usually working on a paper. An activity that generates a huge mess. My computer must have had to spit out dirt to balance the crap I was usually writing about.

So you get the point. My roommate and I kept a pretty clean apartment and when we moved out we did a deep clean. There were a few things we missed. We forgot all about cleaning the spider webs above the patio. Probably, because we were never on the patio, but, we take the blame because it was still a required clean. We also didn't wax the floor. I have no idea how to wax properly and will pay the extra money to have the vendors clean it. I didn't know, however, that waxing and spider web cleanup would cost $150. It must have taken them hours. Perhaps one of the cleaners got stuck in a web.

Having worked in the apartment leasing business for a short while, I know that Westco doesn't pocket the money; they do pay for the cleaning and repairs. However, I also know that they will pay their cleaning, painting, etc., vendors for whatever they ask for when the cost is covered by the tenant. Westco gets an improved apartment for free and the vendors make a easy steal with inflated parts and labor costs. The interests of the former tenants are not considered.

Former tenants of crappy owned apartments unite! You have nothing to loose but your positive rental record, you have a deposit to win!