Here is a true, illustrated story for you to celebrate my return.
Will and Carrie went on a hike somewhere in Ellensburg. Will found a four leaf clover.
Later on in the hike, Carrie fell and scraped up her right knee. You can't really see it here but I'm sure that's not why you are here anyway, at least I hope.
(I know that looks like a Corey, but that really is in fact the Carrie)
A week later, after wearing the same sweatshirt she has worn on her hike (not in any pic) to bed, she found a tick on her leg the next morning.
After 20 or so minutes of struggling to remove the lousy tick, Carrie finally got him loose, although he took some of her skin with him and tried to get away (Click on pic to enlarge).
No one takes Carrie's skin and lives, so she sentenced him to death by alcohol.
While it was Will that found the four leaf clover, Carrie is the one who pulled it out. So, if you find a four leaf clover, be sure to have someone else do the dirty work of ending its luck bestowing life.

