Thursday, March 29, 2007

FREE BLOG

This post is absolutely free! I’m sure there were a lot of other people today that made you pay for their services. Take comfort in knowing there are some people left in this world that know when and what to give.

Take for instance an Australian sounding guy I heard on the radio. He made billions and now he wants to teach you to do the same by listening to his free tape. Yeah, a free tape! Cassette, VHS, I don’t know. I’m glad he didn’t waste his time digitizing anything. That’s more time he can spend revealing his money making secrets, which must obviously be connected to the tape player market.

Then there was some kind of college advertising, It was Diver’s Institute, Bryman, or something like that (BTW, in case you came upon this article through a search of ‘Bryman’, RUN! Not from me, but from the school, it’s a scam school that will accept anyone, real employers don’t take students from that school seriously, all you will get is debt. Go to a community college. ) which told me I could get a free brochure or something similar. Wow, free information about the school! …wait, I don’t remember EVER having to pay for school information.

After that ad I was told to call a number to get a free computer. So the tape and brochure were lame deals, but a free computer! Just sign up for a no-name ISP at $40/month for 3 years, and endure the ad-ware actually built into the system, and you got yourself a…uhh…hmm, no mention of its processor or RAM…you have yourself a running computer.

Well, I’d write more, but I got a check for $8.50 from my credit card company that I’m going to cash. Take that you no good freebies! At least my CC company knows how to give. The $8.50 will come in handy when I’m billed the $16.95/month for the program that I'll be enrolled in for cashing the check.

1 comment:

Sariah said...

I miss your wit, Caredawg! You were always making me pee my pants! Oh, wait, that was Michelle, Amy or Carly peeing their pants...I was just crying! ;-)