Fresno: When you want the crime of the big city, but inconvenience of a small town

I am now spending my last days in Fresno. Though Fresno wasn't too bad, I will not miss the lack of fine dining, Savemart, smog, 100 degree+ summers, car thefts, and crime in general. Good ol' Fresno, where police manpower is concentrated on combating traffic law violators (tickets are revenue) rather than thieves and murderers. But hey, I'm not bitter about my 3 speeding tickets, really.